Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Today is definitly not the day for rehan, roy and me. Coz some idiotic bitch threw her used and stained pad down frm her window.....arghhhh and it nearly hit us.....OMG here is wad happened today at BEDOK......
One sunny afternoon,3 young fellows named Tom, Dick and Harry....CRAP!!!!! (*BORINGGGG)
THIS then is wad happened actually.....me rehan n roy were walking towards the Bedok CC frm the interchange,and when we were walking under a block, suddenly SOME whitish thing "FLOAT" down like some UFO....rehan being the nearest suddenly burst out..."^*&^!^%#%$@*&^(!*&%&^%(*&#)*"...me n roy were like asking him wad is the reason...then he shouted "FK sia....knn they threw kortex down sia" then me n roy proceeded to take a closer look at the "UFO"...true enough....it is a USED pad....well....how we know it was used...simple...coz we found a trail of red stain on it....LOL
Immediatly we curse and swear at whoever threw that down...loudly of coz...and guess wad happen...smth u cant imagine happened...
ANOTHER PAD was threw down AGAIN by that shameless whoever it was...and rehan still can joke with it
Rehan: "i dunno singapore can snow sia" ( coz the PAD fell down like a trace of a beautiful snowflake)( GROSS isnt it)
then of coz we left the block Asap, we dun wanna risk getting hit by those "UFO" but of coz...swearing and cursing nvr leave our side...muhahaz
all 3 of us no mood after that incident so decided to catch a movie..."Iron man" that show managed to cheer us up...but nt for long...coz another thing happened while we were having our dinner....
while eating our dinner....all of us were like doing our favourite thing"checking galz out" then all of the sudden....rehan's face expression go ^%$%&*&....and b4 me n roy knew wad was going on...a guy walk into the KFC
Well it is normal to see a guy walk into the KFC...i agreed....but BUT have u ever see a guy wearing a yellow female tigh fit spagheti strap (or strip or wadever the name is ) tgt with one of those super hot pant that show case half of ur butt out to anyone who is watching...well personally i dun mind seeing any galz in those outfit...but hey....A GUY....OMG it was like making all of us to re-assemble our dinner back on the tray in it liquid form....and dun forget to mention that the guy's face is.......arghhh
If patricia mok's face was designed by god using a sightly longer period of time than other ppl...then he muz be greatly love by god....coz god DEFINITLY gotta run thru his brain to come up with smth that "UNIQUE"....
In lay man term....his face was buang by a lorry....and the driver muz had reversed and buang him again....
That is nt all...that guy muz had a hard time to think wad he shld wear to match with his red lip stick which is in hot red colour....and his silky long hair....damn i cant seem to shake that image off my brain till now....WAIT A MINUTE...is that the hot pink nail polish on his finger nail...Oh FK...think my 2 pieces chicken meal is coming out right now....LOL
He sure enjoy the attention he is drawing frm every single one in the KFC...coz u will know frm the way he flaunt himself...he is grinning frm one end to another....
Well i will not be surprise if somebody gt a heart attack after seeing him...its like now is not any time near the 7 lunar month...and yet u see such a sight...well u will qsn urself if the guard down there is having their annual leave or holiday...jk jk....
Latest deadly weapon that america can use on Osama...G. Bush can try tossing that "Lorry Buang" into that area instead of bomb and all sort of explosive...all the terrorists might juz wanna commit sucide and end their mental torturing....i doubt that any human can survive if u will to get lock up tgt with that "LORRY BUANG" in the same cell....ROFL
Well...lets juz hope that tomolo will be a better day for all 3 of us....and no more crappy thing....