diaoz....sia lahz...me and my big mouth...go anyhow scold lao woman for nt updating her blog....then the reply came...



"y...u nvr update also"



damn....is like picking up a rock...instead of throwing it at ppl....i dropped it and smash my own leg...karma!!!! so now guai guai sit infront of my little lappie...and started to blog while chatting with the "culprit". eh...where shld i start...



argh...okae i will start off with the major events that took place within this few days...that keep me bz thus lazy to blog....



1)my beloved grandpa..had ended his suffering and went to a better place...a place that he will be able to look over us and give us his blessing....



2)Graduation ceremony of my diploma and officially...i ended my role as a student...



3)Change my fone coz it spoiled...(was thinking of tahan-ing till i go into NS...but frenz kb say i un-contactable so i go n get a new fone plus new line)



4)juz passed my 2oth birthday...no celebration no gift and no present...coz my gp passed away...



5)nth else to blog liao...but if i stop at 4 will be weird so i post till number 5



so all the above mentioned events all took place within a single week....u can imagine y i nvr update liao bahz....so i will try to eat snake here or there for the next few days...

so LAO WOMAN....TAKE NOTE AHZ....IN CASE UR EYE SIGHT NOT GOOD BCOZ OF UR AGING PROBLEM I PUT IT IN BLOCK....I MIGHT MIA FROM MY BLOG FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS...REMEMBER AHZ...ME NOT U....SO U CONTINUE WITH UR DAILY BLOGGING.

muhahaz...during the grad ceremony...was sitting beside my most favourite galz in NYP ELAINE ...she is my best opps sex frenz in NYP "bahz"...hahaz no joke lahz....wah seh if she is not sitting beside me and entertain me with her lame-ness and blur-ness....think i will sleep thru the whole stupid ceremony le...was joking abt the VIP with her....here are some conversations i had with her...

E: wah lao...y izzit taking so long...my stomach drumming liao( true enough it did make some LOUD noise)
J:kao he spend more time talking to those pretty merit scorer sia
E:u sure anot....hey ya ahz...

On the stage,they are playing the video of their close up view with the VIP and the scorer...coz of the sian-ness we hab...so we try to impose a fake speech when their mouth move to self entertain us....

J:(imitating the VIP...which is a ang mo)Hey charbo...ni jing chio leh...ai zhuo peng you mai...(while the VIP is shaking their hand) you now single???attached????or wad???(immediatly ppl arnd us burst into laughter...coz think i say too loud liao)....

then elaine said this...."wahz who is this sia...i dunno him ahz"...wah seh u win liao lorz...pang seh me...hahaz u watch out ahz....then after that we manage to lame thru out the whole session...muhahaz....promise her that will contact her after i went for the shaving and my first book out frm NS...and ya...told lao woman will look for her too after i went in...dotz think sheforget liao...muhahaz so nvm....LOL yawn* so tired...think blog till here can liao...will continue on my next post de....tata~

12:46 am
im alone; im emo;

...on my previous post....i copy some no life being's scribbling onto my blog....then immediately ppl ask me.....

"wah who are u in love with"
"u gt gf liao ahz bastard"

dotz dotz dotz....i tot i already say it is some scribbling...okae mayb i nvr did mention properly....hahaz okae guy....i declare i m still single....wait a min....y m i sounding like i m promoting pork online sia....

siao liao lahz...really i mean it....ever since with that close contact with that MR LORRY BUANG...i gt a really bad feeling that bad luck or sway-ness or whatever u wanna call it is gonna stick with me for a very long time le....

Thus i m continuing naming all the sway thing i encounter today....

1)wanna withdraw money frm atm...then discover atm cannot withdraw cash anymore....(when the person b4 me still can stand beside me n count his money on his hand)
2)accidentally drive my foot onto the corner of the cupboard
3)wake up in semi conscious state n use facial scrub cream instead of toothpaste to brush my teeth(only manage to find out when i can feel the "sand" in my mouth)
4)Wanna scare some ppl...but end up letting ppl misunderstood it....(ps ahz lao woman)
5)broke my favorite foto frame to pieces....

ARGHHHHH.....when will all these sway-ness stop...i m still looking forward to the end of suffering...guan yi ma....Buddha...Jesus ...dua peh gong...tai shang lao jun....i pray to u all...please boh pi me faster get out of all these shit.....

1:09 am
im alone; im emo;

TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO MANAGE TO FIND OUT WHAT I M WRITING BELOW...GOOD COZ IT PROVE THAT YOU ARE REALLY A NO LIFE PPL...
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY!!!!!!!
IF YOU CAN MAKE OUT WHAT I M SAYING RIGHT NOW....KEEP IT TO URSELF...

lolx....juz some weird scribbing above....taken from someone weird blog....think it kinda funny...muhahaz...from that u will manage to find out how bored m i liao....recently if not bcoz of one really lame lady to entertain me online almost everyday....i think i might juz wanna bang my head against the wall till i can get enlightenment....or until i black out...

Lao Woman...see...i put ur name on my blog liao sia....see how grateful m i....dotz dotz...u ahz...better sleep early if not ur panda eye's bag will juz get more obvious each passing day....then u will tell me...."i sleep while standing up today when i was working"....wahz liao i felt damn bad lahz...its like u dun get to sleep bcoz i lame with you....muhahaz

i think bcoz of the encounter with MR LORRY BUANG...bad luck still follow me wherever i go...
Here are the things that imply that i m really sway....

1)Last bus departed right b4 my eye without me boarding...
2)Handphone spoiled bcoz of some idiotic person who step on my HP...
3)Lost my precious ring when i was swimming...ring nvr located at the lazy river
4)Birthday coming but graduation day also on that day...duh
5)I broke the bottle of Dry Gin b4 i can even take a sip from it
6)Started to get a pimple outbreak
7)Can juz fall down suddenly when i was walking in a shopping center
8)Friend motorbike's wheel go over my toe for no reason...
9)Manage to avoid stepping on a pile of dog poo...but discovered that i stepped on the other pile...
10)When buying drink from vending machine...my friend gt the last can instead of me...

can u believe it...so much SWAY thing happen to me within these few day....Juz hope tomolo will be a better day for me...

2:22 am
im alone; im emo;

Today is definitly not the day for rehan, roy and me. Coz some idiotic bitch threw her used and stained pad down frm her window.....arghhhh and it nearly hit us.....OMG here is wad happened today at BEDOK......

One sunny afternoon,3 young fellows named Tom, Dick and Harry....CRAP!!!!! (*BORINGGGG)

THIS then is wad happened actually.....me rehan n roy were walking towards the Bedok CC frm the interchange,and when we were walking under a block, suddenly SOME whitish thing "FLOAT" down like some UFO....rehan being the nearest suddenly burst out..."^*&^!^%#%$@*&^(!*&%&^%(*&#)*"...me n roy were like asking him wad is the reason...then he shouted "FK sia....knn they threw kortex down sia" then me n roy proceeded to take a closer look at the "UFO"...true enough....it is a USED pad....well....how we know it was used...simple...coz we found a trail of red stain on it....LOL

Immediatly we curse and swear at whoever threw that down...loudly of coz...and guess wad happen...smth u cant imagine happened...

ANOTHER PAD was threw down AGAIN by that shameless whoever it was...and rehan still can joke with it

Rehan: "i dunno singapore can snow sia" ( coz the PAD fell down like a trace of a beautiful snowflake)( GROSS isnt it)

then of coz we left the block Asap, we dun wanna risk getting hit by those "UFO" but of coz...swearing and cursing nvr leave our side...muhahaz

all 3 of us no mood after that incident so decided to catch a movie..."Iron man" that show managed to cheer us up...but nt for long...coz another thing happened while we were having our dinner....

while eating our dinner....all of us were like doing our favourite thing"checking galz out" then all of the sudden....rehan's face expression go ^%$%&*&....and b4 me n roy knew wad was going on...a guy walk into the KFC

Well it is normal to see a guy walk into the KFC...i agreed....but BUT have u ever see a guy wearing a yellow female tigh fit spagheti strap (or strip or wadever the name is ) tgt with one of those super hot pant that show case half of ur butt out to anyone who is watching...well personally i dun mind seeing any galz in those outfit...but hey....A GUY....OMG it was like making all of us to re-assemble our dinner back on the tray in it liquid form....and dun forget to mention that the guy's face is.......arghhh

If patricia mok's face was designed by god using a sightly longer period of time than other ppl...then he muz be greatly love by god....coz god DEFINITLY gotta run thru his brain to come up with smth that "UNIQUE"....

In lay man term....his face was buang by a lorry....and the driver muz had reversed and buang him again....

That is nt all...that guy muz had a hard time to think wad he shld wear to match with his red lip stick which is in hot red colour....and his silky long hair....damn i cant seem to shake that image off my brain till now....WAIT A MINUTE...is that the hot pink nail polish on his finger nail...Oh FK...think my 2 pieces chicken meal is coming out right now....LOL

He sure enjoy the attention he is drawing frm every single one in the KFC...coz u will know frm the way he flaunt himself...he is grinning frm one end to another....

Well i will not be surprise if somebody gt a heart attack after seeing him...its like now is not any time near the 7 lunar month...and yet u see such a sight...well u will qsn urself if the guard down there is having their annual leave or holiday...jk jk....

Latest deadly weapon that america can use on Osama...G. Bush can try tossing that "Lorry Buang" into that area instead of bomb and all sort of explosive...all the terrorists might juz wanna commit sucide and end their mental torturing....i doubt that any human can survive if u will to get lock up tgt with that "LORRY BUANG" in the same cell....ROFL

Well...lets juz hope that tomolo will be a better day for all 3 of us....and no more crappy thing....

12:27 am
im alone; im emo;